A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.
The bartender serves him and asks, “Mind if I ask why’d ya kiss your horse on the butt?”
The cowboy says, “It’s ’cause I got chapped lips.”
The bartender asks, “Does manure help them heal?”
Cowboy replies, “No, but it keeps me from licking them.”
When you sign-in to Yahoo! Messenger, the Yahoo! Insider appears immediately. When you’re doing something else and suddenly someone sends you a message, that annoying message window appears right in front of you. It would be better if a new message would simply stay minimized on your taskbar until you decided to read it right? So here’s what you should do:
Yahoo Messenger message preferences
I was listening to a music when started to tap on my table with the music. So I thought I could look for a software where I could play drums using my keyboard. Now I found this cool software called WinPDrums created by Pyro. It’s a FREE drum simulator with 28 different sounds. It’s very small (about 968KB) and it doesn’t require any installation.
Pyro’s drums for Windows
Get WinPDrums from this page.
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Two bats are going for their midnight feed.
After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, “Where did you get all that blood from?”
The second bat replies, “Follow me. I’ll show you.”
After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, “You see that wall over there?”
The hungry bat excitedly says, “Yes!”
Other bat says, “I didn’t.”
