Microsoft PowerPoint remains the unrivaled software for making business presentations. There are tons of more powerful software available, but PowerPoint’s ease of use clearly sets it apart as the choice for busy executives, managers and other honchos who don’t have the time to learn more flashy programs (oops, did I make a hint there, he he).
Example of a BAD PowerPoint presentation
Example of an elegant PowerPoint presentation
Always run at high speed. Running at high speed makes others think that you’re a racer and a darn good rider. This is best done when you’re in town where there are lots of vehicles and pedestrians. Anyway, you’re such a good driver you can quickly avoid all the vehicles and pedestrians in case they suddenly cross.
Get rid of your side mirrors. Why would you need side mirrors when you can just turn your head left and right for a shoulder check all the time? Aerodynamically, side mirrors add drag to your speed performance. Remember that whenever you do a shoulder check, you loose visual at the road ahead of you for a while. But who cares about safety, as long as your bike looks cool right?
Use your horn, not brakes. If another vehicle or a person is about to cross your path, blow your horn like hell, and don’t slow down. This is an opportunity for you to let other people hear your newly installed horn. Beep Beep!!!! If you use the brakes, you’re a whimp!
Replace your exhaust with a loud and noisy one. If you have a loud noisy exhaust, you won’t have to use your horn. People would be so annoyed, they will surely notice you when you’re coming. Having this in mind, you can always run through intersections without slowing down.
NOTE: Having other people notice you would make you feel better… especially if you have S.A.D. (Severe Attention Deficiency)
Replace tail light with a different bright colored one. Having the old red tail light is lame. All vehicles have red tail lights, so why not be different? Why not replace them with a light blue one with intense color for example? Or why not a bright yellow color similar to your headlight? This would surely confuse other drivers whether you’re moving along or moving towards them.
Remove headlight. Heaving your headlight especially at night is a terrible idea. Those vehicles running towards you would easily notice you if you have your lights on. Remove the headlight and run like a stealth rider. Vehicles passing towards you wouldn’t see you right away therefore having 80% chance of collision.
Get between vehicles while moving. Getting between is one way to show how good you are at driving. Don’t think that those vehicles might squeeze you, you got that noisy exhaust pipe right? They’d surely hit the brakes before they might squash you. That’s because they are whimps, and you’re not!
Don’t wear a helmet. Helmets could ruin your hair style, especially if you have a styling gel on. Besides, chicks won’t see who’s driving that modified ultra-annoying motorcycle of yours.
